Author: Ian McAllister
Exam Mastery for You
No sales pressure for my book about Exam Mastery
I've been a technician, not a salesman most of my life so I'll just have to tell you what my book can do for you, and leave you to decide if it's what you need.
I love to solve technical problems, and to help people to solve theirs. So I put my solutions for passing exams in a book. You'll find these tips for acing your exams when you buy " Exam Mastery ".
- p.5 Mum told me not to show off. But I can show off in exams!
- p.5 What do exam certificates, a game of Ludo, and paper money have in common?
- p.6 What can you learn from a lion tamer?
- p.8 You don't need to be an artist to draw pictures that help you towards exam mastery.
- p.13 What can you learn from jigsaw puzzles?
- p.16 Be a spy. Be prepared. Make a checklist.
- p.18 Use exam nerves as a weapon to win the battle. I had to learn this before I could succeed
- p.20 One thing that will guarantee your failure - it's common sense.
- p.22 Examiners are not supermen. Learn to take advantage of their failings to get exam mastery.
- p.23 There are three kinds of exam. Don't prepare for the wrong kind.
- p.23 How I beat an artistic genius in an art exam.
- p.25 Why you know things that your examiner doesn't know.
- p.25 You've gotta win sometimes - as long as you're in the game.
- p.27 What one thing can you do to fail an exam when you know all the answers?
- p.29 Why shouldn't you tick "Australians are lazy" in a multiple choice exam?
- p.31 Do we live in a lithocracy?
- p.32 What did Kipling say is the strongest drug? Drug your examiners!
- p.33 How did bee dances almost get Konrad's students arrested?
- p.34 Give your examiner nightmares for exam mastery!
- p.34 How far can you twist the rules before they break?
- p.38 Six tips for getting more marks in your essay papers.
- p.40 What technique can be like jumping out of the path of a speeding car?
- p.40 Two examples of how to write essays when you know nothing about the subject.
- p.47 Why you should study yourself. How?
- p.52 This trick with units helped me to pass a physics exam.
- p.54 When to study "comic cuts".
- p.56 When to ignore your teacher's advice and learn things that your examiner doesn't know.
- p.61 What should you do with books to pass exams - hint - it isn't reading.
- p.63 Seven better ways to use books.
- p.69 What can be so much fun that you need a timer to remind you to stop?
- p.75 How can you learn a new language in 3 weeks?
- p.80 What can increase kid's intelligence (IQ)?
- p.86 How to make money from essays that teenagers can write.
Common Sense?
- When Ug invented the wheel, his friends all shrugged and said "It's just common sense."
- When Newton discovered that apples fall downwards his friends just shrugged and said "It's just common sense."
- When Esau persuaded his friends to try his cooking they shrugged and said "It's just common sense. Everybody knows how good a cow smells when she is caught in a forest fire."
How do I know these interesting bits of history? Read page 40 and see.
There is one thing you will need first...
- Before you can shrug and read your winning essays to the class:
- Before you can shrug and casually display your exam passes:
- Before you can shrug and tell your children "try it - it's just common sense":
The beauty of common sense is that you don't have to spend years studying it before you can use it.
My book will cost you less than a night out. Unlike a night out my book will benefit you for the rest of your life. So I hope you will like my non-salesman approach to solving your problems and...click here to discover all my exam secrets.
PS. The Ned Kelly book is in a fully digital PDF. This means that you can view your book on Macintosh as easily as on Windows and you can search for sections you liked and go to them with the click of your mouse. If your grades are lower than they should be tell your parents you need Ned Kelly's Approach to Exam Mastery and...
p.p.s. Of course there is the usual three month guarantee. If your new book doesn't help you in a few weeks, contact me at
contactpage.php for a refund. Oh - you can also contact me to ask me questions or tell me about your successes with the techniques in my book.
p.p.p.s. I promise I won't bore you when you buy my book. On the contrary I'll show you how to shock your examiner. He won't be bored either!
